Barometer! Why Lizzy is the coolest Jagger; brace for an “immersive” Elvis experience

Elizabeth Jagger

The Kate Moss set say Lizzy “is our favourite Jagger”. She’s reportedly the most fun of the Jag pack and laughs “like a warthog”. The activist sat front row with mother Jerry Hall and sister Georgia May at Burberry.

Roses

Enjoying a comeback. Malin + Goetz launched a pink mega candle in the scent, cool-girl label Chopova Lowena used it as their debut signature scent — and the hottest new club at 578 Kingsland Road? Yes, it’s called Roses.

Sabrina Carpenter

The headline act at the Brits on Saturday. Though a shame actual Brit Charli xcx didn’t want to.

Citymapper glass ceilings

Imperative. How many minutes travelling is your threshold to accept, decline or willfully ignore a plan? Mine is anything over 37.

Electric lights at restaurants

Increasingly akin to paper napkins, truffle pizzas or “burrata for starter” by way of sophistication. Jackson Boxer’s new Notting Hill restaurant Dove is practically only lit by candles.

Mouth open gum chewing

Amandaland’s Lucy Punch made this unseemly faux pas throughout her London Fashion Week appearance at SS Daley. Everyone opposite could see her Extra. Careful out there.

The Cotswolds

Has anyone else reached saturation point? There is nothing desirable about the endless talk of “horse box bonking” and Ellen DeGeneres.

Elvis Evolution

The latest “immersive experience” coming to town. One wonders how realistic this one is? Let’s hope for an age limit.