Port, champagne or milk? It depends which university you go to

Who says our university students are short of cash? A recent YouTube film shows young folk entering supermarkets in Newcastle and buying litre bottles of milk, then going outside and emptying the contents over their heads.

Now students at Durham have produced a sequel, doing the same thing with port. At St Andrews they’re doing it with champagne. What will Oxford’s Bullingdon Club do when they hear of this?