Dyer-Bowyer captions - the results

We asked you to send us your witty captions to accompany this picture of new best friends Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer.

The Newcastle bruisers put on a public display of friendship today following their on-pitch brawl at St James' Park .

There were no prizes, but here are the best ones (that we can publish!) so far...

Dyer: "Are we friends now, Lee?"
Bowyer: "Pass!"
Dayo Ogunmuyiwa

"Please ... Lee. Stop squeezing ... I can't feel my hand."
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"Souness' new tactic of gluing players together to build friendships hasn't had much positive feedback"
Leon Beckett

"Geez, I went to a Football Match and a Ice Hockey game broke out."
Dale Wiper (from Canada)

Dyer: "It was a simple miscommunication, I merely asked Lee if 'he was STARTING.'"
Stuart Allen

Dyer(thinking) - Please don't hit me again...
Boyer(thinking) - I wonder if the chippie's still open
Paul Diederick

"Well, bang goes my French manicure"
Tiger McLeod

"So that's a £200K fight purse yeah, winner takes all..."
Tom Gordon

"Right, that's the boxing training over, bring on Chelsea!"
Tony Thompson

"April Fools!"
John Whitford

"Jeez bud get a mint!!!"
Mark & Shannon Weinberger

Think you can do better? Send your captions to [email protected]