The ice cream man and other stories by sam pink.Maddened by mystery or the defective detective by stephen leacock.
I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places.My friend improvised at a pool and used a pair of booty shorts as a bra.And they are paying for their own plane tickets..
Rounding up our favorite funny videos of the month, featuring demi adejuyigbe, paige gallagher, nate engelhardt, charlie hankin, and more.31 proverbs about life from around the world 07/02/2024;
The ministry of ungenltemanly warfare image via lionsgate.The waitress asks for their orders.An englishman, a scot, and an irishman walk into a pub with their wives and all order tea.
The lions and the lamp:He told me to stop going to those places.
The guy says, a hamburger, fries, and a coke, and turns to the ostrich, what's yours?.The man with the ostrich.An updated version of this story called sappy modern love story is available as part of the 500 ironic stories collection.
Monkeys sit on traffic lights in lopburi province, north of bangkok, thailand, friday, may 24, 2024.The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food.
Ideas for writing funny short stories.This collection tells the lives of the the working class and minimum wage workers.
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Ronaldo Turns Missed PK Tears Into Shootout 'joy'
The Boston Celtics majority ownership group, led by Wyc Grousbeck, is planning to make the franchise available for sale.
Grousbeck and partner Steve Pagliuca led a group that purchased the team in 2002 for $360 million. Since then, franchise valuations have skyrocketed, with the latest teams to sell controlling shares being the Phoenix Suns, which went for $4 billion to Mat Ishbia in February 2023, the Milwaukee Bucks, with Jimmy and Dee Haslam paying $3.5 billion several weeks later, and the Dallas Mavericks, with the Adelson and Dumont families paying $3.5 billion in December.
The Celtics are one of the iconic franchises in professional sports, with an NBA record 18 NBA titles -- trailing only the New York Yankees (27) and Montreal Canadiens (24) among all North American professional sports leagues.
In a statement announcing the decision Monday, the Celtics revealed that the managing board of the ownership group expects to sell a "majority interest" in the team either this year or early next year, and that it "expects Wyc Grousbeck to remain as the Governor of the team until the second closing in 2028."
Since the Grousbeck-led group Boston Basketball Partners purchased the team, the Celtics have consistently been among the league's best teams. They've won two championships -- including the title last month with a five-game victory over the Mavericks in the NBA Finals -- and reached the NBA Finals on two other occasions.
Over that span, Boston is third in regular-season victories, trailing only the San Antonio Spurs and Mavericks -- the three teams with over 1,000 regular-season victories during that period -- and are second to the Miami Heat in playoff victories.
Sources told ESPN's Adrian Wojnarowski on Monday that Boston has agreed to a four-year, $125.9 million extension with Derrick White. The Celtics also agreed to sign Jayson Tatum to a five-year, $314 million extension -- the largest contract in NBA history -- as they continue to lock in the core of a team that won 64 games and finished with a 16-3 record in the playoffs. That is the second-best winning percentage in NBA postseason history since the playoffs expanded to four seven-game series.
